English

1. to put great effort towards doing as little as possible.

2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario.

3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment

Just put a little English on it

by rick motherfuckin james bitch July 22, 2012

African American engineered

nigger rigged

I broke that bolt so I used zip ties to african american engineered it.

by Turd Furgurgus October 18, 2008

engineer's guilt

The guilt you feel when you decide to have fun and take a couple hours off from doing problem sets and coding.

I went home after the party and tried to do math homework because I felt so much engineer's guilt.

by cmethyn October 8, 2012

Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

by One happy speller October 4, 2010

Ogre-English

Butchered spoken English. English spoken using words that are not in the dictionary.

I corrected several grammerical errors.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!

Above are examples of "Ogre-English".

by I.M. Fletcher March 17, 2011

Grilled Cheese Engine

When your engine is shot because you have tried to cook grilled cheese in the furnace you use to boost your car in a post apocalyptic world. And then you pull it out and throw it in a lake because it fucked up your engine. From the movie Double Dragon starring Robert Patrick and Mark Dacascos.

Awwwww, Grilled Cheese engine!

by Kogo Shuko July 5, 2010

Internal Combustion Engine

Its an engine you moron

"Thats an internal Combustion Engine"

by Nelsy fellow February 20, 2021