Elijahs neck bone

Definitely a bone

Kaiden : I’m gonna break elijahs neck bone

(Ik it’s not a bone)
Elijah:it is a bone

by Gɪɴɢᴇ123 February 06, 2022

Elijah and aimee

Elijah and aimee are both annoying. When they’re together they like to piss every one off and make them uncomfortable by kissing. They’re soulmates. If they meet they should spend the rest of their lives together. However they piss eachother off a lot, but they still love eachother very much. They’re both really sexy so their children would grow up to be hotties. They make an awesome couple and they are really cute together. They shouldn’t spend any time apart, so don’t break up. You’re lucky to have one another.

Awww, Elijah and Aimee make a really cute couple. They look like soulmates.

by Anonymouscat2.0 March 24, 2024

National Elijah Day

Everyone Named Elijah Gets 50 bucks on November 5th

You gotta do it if you read this no take backs so give Elijah 50 bucks on National Elijah Day

by DxstyLuvs October 07, 2022

Elijah The spartan

Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom

Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid

by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024

Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine

Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac

by milk god June 07, 2021

hi elijah

The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.

Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)

by Betty Noir April 12, 2018

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021