Minecon Earth

Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.

*awesome for cringe compilations

Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."

by YouCanRead February 10, 2018

The Earth

The Earth is flat, like a pancake. earth is flying in outer space and surounded by other round planets. you may have heard that the earth is round but this is all lies. its the government that is trying to hide the truth from us

we live on the earth

by This_is_a_lie January 22, 2019

For The Earth

When something is eco friendly and 100% sustainable.

or
A clothing line made by "Drop Clothing" which just so happens to be eco friendly and 100% sustainable. CRAZY.

Bob: "I love how im doing a favour for the earth by wearing this cool clothing. What do you think about it?"
*Silence*
Bob is yet again alone with his clothes.

This is FOR THE EARTH.

by DROP CLOTHING July 19, 2023

Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.

Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Earth

Home of a mix of people who are dumb and dumb.

He is from Earth, don't listen to him.

by Maximus Alex June 25, 2020

terrarium new earth

The new world order interference with nature.. Sky trails new precipitation.. forest fires new soil.. we are acclimating to a new terrarium new earth.. good luck ✌️

Kim says that climate change is actually the building of a terrarium new earth

by Toad#76 April 18, 2024

Battlefield Earth

Ryan George has are pretty funny video about it. All his stuff is good really. But I'll check it out.

Hym "I'll rent Battlefield Earth and watch it later but I should probably take a nap here before work. A side note, and completely unrelated to Battlefield Earth, I'm pacing around my house, right? And what do I see? My parents got me a copy of 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' for Christmas, right? Hilarious! The irony of giving a trillionaire- (the word 'trillionaire' isn't even in my auto-correct by the way) But, giving a trillionaire a book on making money is astounding! An astounding level of irony! The maximum, probably. It might be the most ironic thing... Ever- Egh.. They want you to pay 3.99 on Amazon Prime... How much is it on YouTube..........? Also 3.99. OK. I guess that's the going rate. You know it was free not too long ago but I guess that ship has sailed. Oh well..."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025