Douche Monger 

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

Douche Monger by Hazard October 24, 2003

Douche Milk 

A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.

Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.

Douche Milk by Diana in Oregon January 23, 2009

douche bag chic 

A look popularized by urban hipsters and characterized by the wearing of loud, overpriced clothing. It is commonly seen on tattooed gym junkies and pseudo-rocker chicks.

Sue: "Hey, look at Joe. He's wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and a new pair of Affliction jeans."

Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."

douche bag chic by phoenixjpb February 11, 2009

douche magnet 

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

douche magnet by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

Douche Silo 

The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them

"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"

Douche Silo by Fireman Don March 15, 2009

Douche Nugget 

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

Douche Nugget by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

Douche Rocket by Sterhelio July 27, 2004