couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Dolphin

A hairless or semi-hairless man that is in good shape.

Roger is a bear, Jason is an otter, and Billy is a dolphin.

by Vex95 January 2, 2021

Dolphin

When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.

by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020

Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts

Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014

Dolphin Team

A discord server with truly the most intelligent members

Landon : yes I will make Dolphin Team
Josh : *joins*

by UltramanFan January 4, 2021

Dolphin

Dolphins look like large fish, but they are actually small whales. They belong to a family that includes the common dolphin as well as killer whales, or orcas.

Theres dolphins on the background as symphony plays!

by svccubus September 8, 2024

maimi dolphins

The BEST NFL football team to every play football. G.O.A.T.S. The only team to go a perfect season. There one of the team's that come to mind when you think BEST.

The Maimi Dolphins are so good . No one will ever be better that them.

by Finsup🐐🐬🐬 April 18, 2018