Hartman disease

An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.

I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.

by unnamed February 4, 2004

disease

Disease, can mean talent, looks or moves, diseased can mean hip, cool, groovy, hot, perfect, lovely, pretty, awesome.

Snake: "Check out that chick's disease Shovel"
Shovel: "Woah I wouldn't mind catching some of that!"

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield May 28, 2006

pretty girl disease

Basically when a girl suddenly changes into more of a 'girlie girl'. She starts focusing on her overall appearance. Churchies tend to use this term for girls that walk away because they prefer to fit in with the popular kids.

Person1: What's with Ashley? She hasn't been to service in weeks.
Person2: Oh, she got the pretty girl disease.
Person1: I knew she kicked her look up a knotch.

by rarara May 4, 2005

Disel Fitter

1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )

Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?


Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.

by troubledemon April 5, 2009

mad cow disease

a fatal disease that affects both humans and cows. very talked about.

one damn cow was found with mad-cow in canada and everyone banned meat.

by megan March 3, 2004

Mad Cowbell Disease

The mental illness of a drummer or percussionist. Causes the drummer to stare at a cowbell with desire to play it leading to a point where they play it at an inappropriate part in a song. People with MCD play the cowbell often as possible and it can get annoying after a while to some, but to most, it is entertaining.

"Did you hear John during practice today?"
"No what happened?"
"His Mad Cowbell Disease led to a corny drum fill and it threw everyone off. He needs to control himself."
"Word."

by AveryW January 18, 2009

Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011