1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
by Truck 12 December 3, 2015
Get the Dirt squirtermug. by Nubians September 16, 2021
Get the Dirt Neckmug. Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
Get the Squirt dirtsmug. Man 1: Oh I love to eat shit
Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around
Man 2: get the fuck away from me
(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)
Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around
Man 2: get the fuck away from me
(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)
by Kardeaye December 5, 2021
Get the Dirt pigmug. Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022
Get the Dan the Dirtmug. by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019
Get the Burn The Dirtmug. by LyranSputnik February 4, 2022
Get the Flying Dirtmug.