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digital divide

Profile photos on Facebook or any other social networking site in which a woman prominently features her cleavage.
You: Wow, look at Henrietta's Facebook pic. Could she show any more cleavage?

Me: I thought she was a nice girl. What's with the digital divide?

You: Maybe we should tell her mom...

Me: Are you kidding? Have you seen her fuzzy logic on MySpace?
by LearnedOne August 14, 2009
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DigitalUnderground_Member

Any dumbass that thinks that VB is the master language and fully supports Microsoft. Also a supporter of George W. Bush.
"Hi my name is ActiveMatrix and i love VB, its better than any language ever made w00t!!!" "Hi my name is Interceptor and i think Microsoft products are completely bug free w00t!!." "Hi my name is Joa_farore and .NET rocks!!!"
by FireWall August 16, 2004
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digital mafia

A gaming empire. A tight-knit group of gamers on the XBox 360 console.
The Digital Mafia Clan - Google it.
by ScottyW04 December 15, 2008
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digitally freshen up

A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By "digitally freshening up", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.
Before an all day business meeting begins, one person to another: "excuse me while I digitally freshen up, I'll be right back".
by Anja Manzanares February 26, 2011
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digitalx

Akind of sex done with the fingers, where the index fingers are crossed in an "x".
He did a digitalx on me, and it felt good.
by weepingjesus February 9, 2004
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digital ignorant

Children (under the age of 28) who think they know everything about IT and the Internet. Typically good at surfing, but couldn't write a computer program to save their asses.
kid: hey old man, step away from that computer before you hurt yourself.

old man: piss off, kid. i was writing code before your daddy could get a hard-on. geez, another digital ignorant.
by lazymadman July 15, 2007
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Digital Dumper

A digital, juicy 8-bit booty. This definition is not limited to eight bits. It refers to just about all video game booties.
Guy #1: Cortana from Halo gives me one hell of a hard on.

Guy #2: She's got a digital dumper, dude.
by The Russki March 3, 2010
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