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Urban Dictionary 

A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.
I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by drifter88 August 14, 2009

urban dictionary 

A place which is supposed to be used for finding actual meanings, but is used by dumb fucks to state their worthless opinions and to troll
who needs an example? look around urban dictionary!

Urban dictionary effect

The use of obscure slang terms simply because you discovered them on urban dictionary and feel they are so awesome they must be worked into a conversation somehow.
"Dude imma go play Russian Toilette"
"How do you know? Do you have psychic toiletpaper senses? No, you're just suffering from the urban dictionary effect.

Urban Dictionary 

Like the Bible but with swagger.
"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."
Urban Dictionary by Lidster June 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.
Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex

Urban Dictionary Texting 

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.