Deez Nutz

A joke from 2014 that has been resurfacing the internet, mostly in setups now.

Guy 1: Have you tried Bofa
Guy 2: What the hell is Bofa
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
Guy 2: Bruh. You tryna get some?
Guy 1: Get some of what?

Guy 2: GET SOME OF DEEZ NUTZ
Guy 1: Stop
Guy 2: Sorry
Guy 2: SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU DEEZ NUTZ😂😂

by Frank.Reynolds May 23, 2021

Deez

you try to trick your friend into saying whos deez, wich then you reply with "deez nuts"

person 1: "whos deez" person two: "deez nuts" person one: "you need to stop. we are at your gradpas funeral because you pulled the pug on him so you could plug in your switch."

by iamnotben29 April 19, 2021

deez nutz master

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.

guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

by hailskiey May 10, 2021

Burkina Faso Deez Nuts

You can use the phrase anytime you are trying to say "deez nuts" especially if it's large. Or if you just feel like saying it.
Named after the gif "Burkina Fasoball says 'Deez Nuts'" but shortened down. Etymology comes from Burkina Faso being a large producer of (deez) nuts.

Friend 1: breh you so fresh

Friend 2: not as fresh as Burkina Faso deez nuts in your sister's mouth!
Friend 1: Ayo, what my sister did to you

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums

When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes

Last night i had Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums. I hated the experience.

by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024