dayslexia

The phenomenon in which a person is confused (usually for one day) about which the day of the week it is.

"I've got dayslexia. I keep thinking it's Friday when it's only Thursday."

by giggypop May 21, 2009

DAYSHAUN

DAYSHAUN is a really cool person with a handsome body, he is very strong and is the most popular person you will ever meet and a lot of girls want him, he is a very funny person and can make you laugh when you're down, everyone needs a dayshaun in there life. He is young and tall and lots of girls like him, but I will be the only person who gets him.

Ps I'm in love with dayshaun and I want to Mary him.

omg, look at that DAYSHAUN

by Cute Ass Girl😍😘 September 25, 2018

dayshing

having non consensual sex or non consensual touching of body parts of a person who is sleeping or unconscious

"bro i saw this chick at a party total drunk, she fall alseap on the concrete !"

"did you daysh her ?"

"hell yeah, i rubbed my dick all over her face, and even got me a tittie touch"

"bro, sounds like you were dayshing the shit out of her"

by touch me daddy October 13, 2011

Daysh

upon responding to a stupid act or phrase, you reply with daysh, or dooge with a motion of the hand resmbling a gun with the middle and index finger

"oh my god dude, i have SO much homework to do tonight i wont be able to come out."

"DAYSH!!!"

by miller75 April 21, 2009

Dayshawn

A little boy who thinks he's The Crow. And likes it in da butt.

I was hanging out with Dayshawn when he whispered in my ear "I want it in da butt."

by Mike Oxgiant August 3, 2007

daysism

The hatred of a certain day of the week.

Guy #1: What day is it?
Guy #2: Thursday.
Guy #1: Ugh I hate Thursdays!
Random passerby: Wow, such daysism these days.

by RaiSama September 28, 2013

daysherm

In the act of being annoyed by something or someone

Your mad daysherm for hitting me

by Tk Lewis November 24, 2016