dump dialing

Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.

Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!

by Dump Dialers Annonymous November 14, 2006

love dump

A shorter way of saying love dumpling. It does not have anything to do with deficating on a sexual partner. Seriously. Stop reporting my name.

Birdie is my lovedump.

it is NOT the following:

Dude, she totally got up after riding me and took a love dump on my chest.

by Lovedump September 16, 2006

stig of the dump

Originally a chidren's TV programme(BBC late sixties) about a neanderthol type person found to be living in a cave at the bottom of some childs garden Describes a dirty,scruffy or very unkempt person.

Have you seen the state of his flat, he's a right stig of the dump.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

Double Dump

When your girlfriend breaks up with you while she is also taking a dump.

Stoner 1: "Man, she totally broke up with me while she was taking a dump."

Stoner 2: "Sounds like you fell victim to the classic Double Dump."

by pauldoyleworld February 23, 2015

monkey dump

The act of pooping while in a tree.

I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.

by PENISBULB November 10, 2008

rump-a-dump

To deposit a large amount of excrement in a toliet while straining to the point of hemorrhage.

I ran to the bathroom because i had to rump-a-dump!

by Phatazz August 7, 2003

Dump-A-Hump

The action of taking a dump and humping it repeatedly for satifaction. This is a form of masturbation

Clint was vey satified after he dump-a-humped for several hours

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever tried dump-a-humping?"
Guy 2:"No how do you do it?"
Guy 1:"You take a dump then you hump it till you cumm inside of it and you feel satisfied!"

by DRJizzGoodandChefSam March 29, 2009