1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
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