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Chimped

Ghosting someone for 17 days because you're taking a quick shower.
Heading to my mates place for a summer time BBQ, but I chimped them and it's now september
by Tdiz123 January 15, 2019
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Chimpow

A type of kiwala that moves like a sloth and talks like a chimp. Like a monkey, it steals food from people (especially people named Oomooloobuloo).
That %$#@! of an animal is stealing my life! Well, okay... that makes no sense. Chipow! A chimpow is like a monkey butt isn't a monkey!
by Ben Dover you idio*s March 23, 2019
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chimpies

Another word for chips that occurs in the Oud-hevers dialect.
Zijn er nog chimpies?
by OH2000 April 2, 2019
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Chimpelienerd

Another word for chips that occurs in the Oud-hevers dialect.
"Zijn er nog Chimpelienerds?" Nee, enkel nog koenkies.
by OH2000 April 2, 2019
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chimpripped

To tear open any kind of packaging without regard for any type of resealing design.
The older sister chimpripped the cereal bag in the box now half the contents are loose in the box and half in the bag
by Jth11 September 5, 2019
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Chimpulation

The act of chimpulating.

verb: To chimpulate.

To chimpulate is to lose brain functionality; to devolve your brain capacity to that of an ape for brief period.
"Yo, you good?"
"Nah homie, I totally just zoned out... I just chimpulated!"
"Damn, homie that's some serious chimpulation!"
by chimpulus October 13, 2019
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Chimptimidation

Noun, comprised of two words: chimpanzee + intimidation
Also, v. chimptimidate

When a relatively insignificant number of minority complaints have the disproportionate effect of making national headlines, getting prominant people fired, altering the path of state and federal legislation, and limiting free thought and speech for an entire nation. Thus, the prejudiced objections of a very few minority members have enormous impact upon the general public.

Chimptimidation allows the minority to punish the majority for social transgressions both real and fabricated (but usually fabricated).

Chimptimidation, chimptimidate and chimptimidated are words that were all created by Prof. Charles A. Miller in October of 2007.
Our news media, our politicians, our educators and our entertainers all live in a perpetual state of chimptimidation, fearing the possibility that they might offend a small minority of Americans.
by Doc Velocity November 22, 2019
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