Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear April 4, 2012

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013

minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013

Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

armchair craftsperson

People who watch a lot of Do it Yourself TV-shows but never even attempt to initiate a project.

John is a total armchair craftsperson, loves DIT shows, but does not even own a hammer.

by Andymex June 30, 2017