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Cactus

A code for a person who is a prick.
Look there’s cactus!”
by Esketit bitch June 14, 2019
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a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.
hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants
by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019
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Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus
Do you want to see my cactus?
by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019
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cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.
there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵
by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019
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Craccoon

Hello fellow cheese stick. I bet you came here to find out what human being would write about a raccoon on crack or whatever. Well guess what? I'm not a human. I'MMM MOTHER FUKIN DARK KERMIT and I would love to introduce you to my friend Craccoon, but the man's got his tings to do so allow me to describe him for you.

1-close your eyes and image ones that sparkle better than yours even shine
2- look at your hair and imagine having the cute bang all the girls love

3- look at your personality and imagine a movie, series, or book character thats above your level of human dicency

4- think about the way you treat your girlfriend, who is she? nonexsistent? thought so. ( its cuz he stole her)
5- and lastly but never least, imagine a laugh or a smile that can bright up your hole day within seconds

if you dare mix that into a mixing pot, add human, and looootttttsssssssssssssssss of coffe you get the one. the only. the great craccoon.

will you ever meet one you ask?

there's only one and hes my so come again ms.
thx
random thirsty boy-Why doesn't anyone like me?

me- cuz now that craccoons back, yor crack is wack sir, but he'll wack your back ;)))))))
by cheesysticks20 September 25, 2019
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Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy
OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS
by Sugar2 October 16, 2019
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Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling
person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens
by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019
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