Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Controller God

A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist

ControllerCold is a controller god

by ControllerColdFan December 29, 2020

Bugs+ Parental Controls

Bugs+ tool for parents to restrict features

Bugs+ Parental controls added

by Ben Griffiths August 30, 2025

Quality Control

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.

That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.

Man, kids do not have quality control!

by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022

CJ Controls

When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.

I was going to pull off the combo, but I am playing with CJ Controls.

by LimePasta August 16, 2016

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022