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Colorado Kool-Aid

some reference to Coors, from a stupid country song probably from the 1970s... the song says its from 2002 - i think it lies. i've never heard it anywhere else... anywhere else. except for here. why is it here?
foreigner, probably from texas: hey, ya'll got some colorado kool-aid, that sets you on fire and makes your kidneys scream?

coloradoan: <blank stare> go back to texas.
by markw2 May 30, 2006
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Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.
Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.
by Scorewith74 March 10, 2009
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emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.
by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008
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colorado rockies

The baseball team of Denver, Colorado who played the Boston Red Sox in the world series of 2007. Noted for their initials CR or Clown Rapists.
Did you catch the Rox last night?
Man, I love the Colorado Rockies aka Clown Rapists
by Raul di L'Yefkereff May 12, 2008
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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011
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The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.
Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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