After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.
Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?
He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...
Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...
Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
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Lawyers who purposely avoid your emails and/or follow ups. They are called cockroach lawyers because they run and skittle away, hiding behind the cupboards every time you want to hear from them.
Damn, Anthony is such a cockroach lawyer. Followed him up 2 weeks and still no response. Maybe we should sprinkle some crumbs so he appears from behind the cupboards
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The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
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A dick that is' 'ripped' and veiny. Can hold a girl of any weight because its strong like superman.
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