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clusterfuck

everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.
"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"
by a$$wipe July 20, 2006
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Cluster Fuck

when there is more than one penis inside the vagina
by tntrocky222 August 25, 2008
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Cluster

To text excessively or to offer pictures with minimal clothing, often ending in no reply or an awkward moment of confusion.
Yesterday I was doing my homework, when he started to cluster me, I have a boyfriend, so I didn't reply.
by Real4lyfe21221 December 16, 2010
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claustrophilia

deriving sexual gratification from intercourse in tight spaces
I was fucking a virgin in the back of a Volkswagon - it was total claustrophilia.
by H.R. Paperstack September 27, 2008
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Clusterfuck

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.
by Dongo April 10, 2006
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claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover
The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.
by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008
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clusterfuck

many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time
What a clusterfuck
by MUVVA February 13, 2004
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