clinestaff

A fat, stupid man’s stools

Do you see this crap that Clinestaff left on our front door?!

by Stew lsarebloody May 15, 2018

Clinted'

When you're sexually harassing someone in a public space

"I just got Clinted' yesterday"

by WaterJuiceHenny May 13, 2018

clintessential

A quintessential thing that happens with the teflon suaveness of the Clintons.

He was facing numerous high level charges but his top dollar lawyer was clintessential for getting him off on probation.

by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

Clingpinging

When you play ping-pong while tied to a eucalyptus tree with a koala bear nearby.

You know, I think after today I set the Clingpinging world record. What do you think, Bob?

by It’s Just A Bunch Of Applez May 29, 2018

Clinkerboot

A gay guy who says he aint gay

Your gay

No you said The Clinkerboot

by Despacitoboi Dev September 16, 2018

Cling Eastwood

Cling Eastwood: A guy you rebound dated, and when it's over-it's never over, not ever! Not for him, because he loves YOU and only you forever...Not time, space or cops can stop him from "loving" you....Stalker Alert! Do whatever it takes to lose this soul-sucking vampire from taking your everything.

My best friend had to leave town because of dating Cling Eastwood....What a douche he turned out to be!

by Shannon O'Brien, Bitches October 24, 2018

Clingy slug

A girl with horribly big eyebrows who is clingy and annoying and wont let you have any more friends. She also makes you follow her around and then do the stuff she made you follow her round for, generally she looks like : a toe, o foot, a toad or a whore.

sallamandy: Wow. Rebecca is such a Clingy slug! She wont let me be friends with Tabitha!

rebecca: Im rebecca! Go finger your mother and Tabitha!

by jesusisabiscuitLOL DAB XD FAM October 25, 2018