Christian

The ultimate pussy slayer and ass kicker. Get's so much bitches on his dick you cant keep track. He also kicks loads of ass. You thought Dalton from roadhouse knew how to fight, well you haven't seen a real ass kicker yet. He's also the most popular king on the block and gets whatever he wants because no one has a higher say than him.

Christian is such a hero

by ChristianTK May 21, 2018

Pensacola Christian College

An unaccredited college in Pensacola, Florida run by fascists. If you're caught wearing earbuds or talking to a member of the opposite sex without adult supervision, you will be sent to the disciplinary committee.

Shortly after the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, a Pensacola Christian College student was seen saluting a Confederate statue.

by Reinhard0 May 18, 2018

Born again christian

-A fail-safe term use, incase their is a heaven.
-Someone who is experiencing hard times, who is willing to accept anything to save them from dispair, even to go as low as christianity.
-About as difficult as writing your name down on a peice of paper

Tom: Hey Mark, I became a born again christian!!!
Mark: Wow man, I can relate, today I was able to bounce a ball of the wall and catch it!

by ZeeLaw July 5, 2006

christian

someone who worships a magical "god". They also worship a Jew but will not hesitate to abuse Jewish people for what they are. How naive to think that there can be one thing running the universe. maybe people would think that humans evolving from apes is far fetched but evolution has been proven. you can't argue with results.
So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?

christian: "god is super"
me: "you're full of shit"

by Yabity October 4, 2010

christian rock

1. Bland and generic music that seems to have a formal/harmonic/rhythmic template which all music wanting to be classified in the genre must use.

If you are synesthetic and christian rock is played, you will probably touch/taste/see/smell ass

by Ross January 28, 2004

Christian Bale

Verb. To leave

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.

by poopy111 May 25, 2009

Christian

A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.

Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.

Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.

"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."

"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."

"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."

by HMB April 7, 2003