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christian anarchy

Christian Anarchy, also known as Christian libertarianism, is the belief that the only source of authority to which Christians are ultimately answerable is God, embodied in the teachings of Jesus. Most are pacifists, and feel that earthly authority such as government or the Christian Church do not, and should not, have power over them.
Leo Tolstoy is notable for having written extensively on his anarchist principles, which he arrived at via his Christian faith. Notably his books The Kingdom of God is Within You.
Christian Anarchy was the basis of the first, true Christians. Sadly human behavior cannot allow such peace to happen without a government.
by Nihonto February 5, 2006
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Sunday Christian

Someone that uses the Christian religion to hide their lack of faith, immoral actions, and societal misdeeds on the guise that Jesus died for their sins. These people will sometimes attend church every sunday, or maybe even 'just' occasionally (and sometimes never at all) just to be looped into a large group in order to feel as though their shallow beliefs will be backed up because of sheer numbers.

Sunday Christians will also take anything said about their religion personally, and sometimes as an attack on "their" god. This gives them a false cause and a reason to feel righteous about themselves.

Sunday Christians are very rarely moral or honorable people. They assume that they are good people solely based on their religion, rather than their actions. Sunday Christians are frauds to the religion's bedrock of actual do-gooders.
"It doesn't matter if I ______, Jesus died for my sins, so I'll go to heaven."

Insert one of the following: Lie, cheat, steal, blasphem, murder, commit adultery, prejudge, am a racist, etc.

The term "Sunday Christian" is not usable in the example sentence.
by Leuthesius March 20, 2007
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christian slut

A person who loves to preach Jesus but claims to have had lots of sexual experiences. (All of which is a LIE!)
Random Person: "What would Jesus think of your sexual behavior?"

Kerry: "I go to bible studies everyday and I read my bible but I think that he would understand that I have needs that need to be met."

Random Person: "What a christian slut"
by wecaughtyou May 25, 2010
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closet christian

Someone who believes in the Christian religion who is either unwilling or unable to make a public affirmation of his/her faith.
Bob is a closet christian because while he believes in this religion, but he doesn't share his faith openly.
by Kirobos December 10, 2008
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fundamentalist christians

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...
Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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Christian Wicca

Christian Wicca is an ever growing religion which teaches the principals of both Wicca and Christianity. Wicca is an earth-based religion in which its followers worship nature in all of its aspects: both feminine and masculine (the God and the Goddess). Wicca teaches tolerance for all and love for everyone and everything.
Christianity teaches us about our Lord Saviour Jesus Christ and about how he died so that we may join our heavenly Father when we die. Anyone who truly believes in Jesus will be saved.
Both religions are based on love and forgiveness for ALL; whether or not we believe they deserve it. Christian Wicca is a more sensitive and 'user-friendly' version of Evangelism.
Religion: Christian Wicca.

I am a Christian-Wiccan.
by Eloise September 11, 2005
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psycho-christian

Holier-than-thou xian freakos (namely Catholics, Methodists and Baptists) who take their faith so seriously that any conflict with them becomes your death sentence. They will not debate with you over any issue; rather, they will act like a small child who holds their breath until their face turns red and you finally relent, causing them to believe they've won.
Such hot arguments include birth control, civil rights, abortion, sex before marriage, flag-burning, our jackass president, Harry Potter, porn, and in the cases of many innocent guys, dating their adult daughter if you aren't part of their "perfect" religion. Similar in ethics to nazis.
Ironic that such god-fearing citizens are usually the ones who use blasphemous language (ie, "Jesus Christ!") more than anyone else, and advocate killing Planned Parenthood employees and prisoners.
1. Man: "I won't have you trotting around my house and taking my daughter out because you don't love Jesus as much as I do!"
Boyfriend (to girl): "Damn, your father is such a psycho-christian!"
Man: "I heard that, goddammit! You're a heathen and a sinner because you look different than me! Die like that satanic JK Rowling!"

2. The psycho-christians went to a cemetery to piss on graves of gay men, blacks, Jews and a guy who taught evolution in school. Of course they didn't get punished because the pigs are afraid of being cursed to hell.
by Eddie Winslow August 4, 2007
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