Steezus Christ

DaQuan Johnakin. ( He is the one and only Steezus Christ. To those who challenge his Steezus only answers to God.)

Damn bro that’s a hard fit, I see someone was blessed by Steezus Christ.

by The Official Steezus Christ April 7, 2025

Jesus Christ

King of Kings

Jesus Christ is King

by Masihiun January 11, 2024

Meme Christ

A Meme Christ is a true god and savior of memes, one of the remaining survivors from the feminist attack. They're people who manage the balance of memes throughout the world.

Larry said to Tyler "I am Meme Christ!"
Tyler was shocked, saying "Are you a survivor?!" He started to sob, as Thoti screamed in fear, as she disappeared..

by ItzThyXenn May 21, 2018

super mecha death christ

The Supreme Being of Channel Awesome in Terminator form.

That's Super Mecha Death Christ Bitch! - James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd (Anniversary Brawl 2009)

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

JESUS CHRIST

MY HUSBAND JACOB RENE REYNA IN LUBBOCK TEXAS ACTUAL HELL ON EARTH...

JACOB RENE REYNA AKA JESUS CHRIST USES HIS PHONE TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE IN ACTUAL HELL CITY... WHILE THEY THINK THEY HAVE ME FUCK IN THE SHADOWS...

by Jacob and Matthew Reyna July 24, 2023

Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.

"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"

by loza569 January 20, 2009

Resurrection of Christ

A spiritual sexual act, used to assert dominance on the Mormons. To complete the holy act, you will need a flash light, and a crucifix. Once you have convinced the dirty Mormon girl to bless you with her precious womb, you will position her into the “doggy” position. (You must ensure the room is completely dark) as you proceed to pound away, you sneak out the flash light and crucifix. With Cheetah like speed you turn on the flashlight and jam it into her anal cavity, to where the light is shining into your face, and proceed to raise the cross above your head, announcing that Jesus has been resurrected.

“As the light of holiness touched my face, and the cross was above my head, she coward in fear. For Jesus had been rebirth’Ed in her womb. The “Resurrection of Christ.”

by Daddydamon94 January 20, 2021