Carmelo Anthony

Carmelo Anthony is a 34 year-old trash can. Makes close to 30 Million for doing absolutely nothing. He thinks that he is the shit even though it's been 7 years since he was cool. He refused to play on the bench and is the biggest ball hog in the world. Houston Rockets fans think Russell Westbrook is to blame for Melo sucking, but everyone will be clowning them by December.

Houston Rockets Fans: No way Carmelo Anthony is on our team he's going to score 20 for us it's all Westbrook's fault!

Everyone Else: Carmelo Sucks

December...

Houston Rockets Fans: Why did we sign Melo he's so garbage.

Everyone Else: Dumbasses.

by xX__bob_saget__Xx July 23, 2018

prince charming

A person who you want to believe is real. Someone you dream about and one day find. Or vice versa...
If you find someone like this, it's most likely to end up bad or in heartbreak. Or he will leave you for another "princess".

"Shadows dance around me as I race alone
I will never rest until she's in my arms
So close and yet so far away...
A simple kiss to bring her back, to make this story end

Not all knights in shining armor can make your dreams come true
He's not quite as charming as he may seem
Come and claim your queen!" ~ Better luck next time, prince charming.

by Lawlllzz. July 19, 2009

prince charming complex

n.

an explanation to why nice guy's finish last. a man with prince charming complex wants to woo the woman he's trying to court by showering her with excess love, attention, and gifts because he believes she will love this type of affection. sometimes it's effective but it mostly ends in heartbreak.

Len: So what did Jeanette say?

Anthony: When I told her I wanted to go out with her, I said I'd like to take her to the beach and later cook her dinner and drink some wine.

Len: That was too much bro, that type of thing scares chicks. You gotta get over your Prince Charming Complex.

by Chris Norton May 27, 2009

Carmel

a small town in california on the beach, where clint eastwoord was the mayor. filled with way too many rich, old people, and tourists. celebrities visit, and jennifer annison has a home here.

carmel is amazing. end of story.

by idontgivemynumberout May 17, 2008

carmencita

The term used to describe a really cool person from Paraguayan heritage
Also represents a listener of emotional music

If you listen to emo music you are a carmencita

by Padger December 14, 2008

Charminizer

Someone who uses too much charmin!

Girl don't try to front, i know just, just what you are...Charminizer, Charminzer!!!

by AustinJohn December 21, 2008

Charmagne

The baddest bitch. Doesn’t take bullshit. An angel. The prettiest person you will ever come across inside and out. The sexiest body. Every guy wants her. Every girl wants to be her. You’ll never find anybody like her. Type of person you can hold any type of conversation with. Literally the chillest person ever. So once you got her you better hold on.

Guy 1: Is that Charmagne?

Guy 2: I’d totally fuck her dude.

Girl 1: Yeah me too.

by chrisssssyf September 16, 2018