The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.
by joffry September 27, 2017
1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
by Whitem@il January 06, 2011
by Its not my real name September 01, 2017
The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)
Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
by Pwink June 11, 2020
by Elite_Barbs-14 May 03, 2017
When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.
Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"
Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"
Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"
Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"
Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"
by Mellestophelese October 12, 2008
Furry: OwO *rawrs* UwU
Normal Person: Oh god anyone here a neurosurgeon? this guy has terminal brain cancer!
Normal Person: Oh god anyone here a neurosurgeon? this guy has terminal brain cancer!
by asswholethetird February 17, 2022