Canadian Fuck Trophy

When a white girl gets knocked up by a black male and has to care for the child, but is proud that her baby is half black.

Look at that dirty white chick carrying her Canadian Fuck Trophy around!

by Nasty Dave June 14, 2019

Canadian Goose

Someone often by the name of Tom

Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate

by Wagwan_piff_ting November 20, 2019

Canadian Tugboat

When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out

After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!

by Timma366 September 13, 2020

Canadian Slobby Dobby

The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.

Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?

by Canadiangooseses December 18, 2021

the full canadian

While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising

Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian

by cheify24 December 20, 2014

canadian army

relatively small compared to the us, however, they do not require a large military force (we don't plan on invading anyone), as most canadians are smart, hard working ppl that may join the military to help with education fees, honour, etc. Most americans join the US because they are high school drop-outs, or prisoners

canadian army, we don't invade!

by chrisguy February 13, 2004

Canadian Snow Globe

The act of having sex then cuming between either a males or females ass-cheeks, then squishing them together and jiggling them.

person 1" hey i heard what you did to beck,"
person 2 " Yer i totally Canadian Snow Globed her"
person 1 " high five 'slap'"

by Kodo_90 April 25, 2011