Carving Pumpkins

Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.

Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.

by Scooter D October 12, 2013

Calling Ralph

(Verb): Pretending to make a phone call as an excuse to go outside and puke.

a-"Where's Steve?"
b-"Outside calling Ralph."
a-"Pussy"(High Fives b)

by STL Val Kilmer December 18, 2009

calindra

The one who walks among the stars.

Calindra is a girl with many qualities.

by love big sis December 21, 2017

cappuccino calling

Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.

Disregard the message I left you last night, I was just cappuccino calling.

by sknewhouse June 2, 2008

pumpkin carving

the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.

man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon

by spank McNasty February 7, 2012

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

Calling Card

A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.

"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."

by SilvrDollr May 29, 2008