California Kayak

An advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one's legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka Tuck-n-Chuck). Chiefly used in public restrooms as an emergency party management technique.

I didn't know if I was going to hurl or shart, but somehow I managed to California Kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!

California Kayak by Jason Lester September 2, 2011

California Syndrome

A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.

-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."

-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."

-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."

California Syndrome by crunchynutbutter November 21, 2011

California Sushi-Roll 

When 2 gay asian men are having sex, the first covers their penis in crap and penetrates the second mans butt with the poop covered penis. Then the asian man who was penetrated poops while in penetration.

Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man

California Sushi-Roll by DefineTheWorld March 14, 2011

California Cinnamon Roll 

A rather strange sexual encounter with a blonde woman, in which she first gives a male partner a blumpkin, allows him to jizz in her hair, and then proceeds to wipe his ass with her luscious golden locks. She then disseminates the revolting combination of excrement and semen in her hair with a brush or comb, and puts her hair up into a bun (hence cinnamon roll). This practice is experiencing staggering increases in popularity, particularly in California.

Did you hear about that new thing, the California Cinnamon Roll? I want to try it with my girlfriend, but she'd have to bleach her hair.

California Cinnamon Roll by Andrew DuVall April 26, 2012

california dickroller 

When you assault a construction worker and take his steamroller, proceeding to do a girl doggystyle while singing a Third Eye Blind song and shoving wheatgrass into her anus.

Man, I was giving Casie a california dickroller; I must say sir, the shit 'twas ign'ant.

california dickroller by big mac smash October 12, 2014

California Horn Blower 

The exact meaning is hazy, but is along the lines of inserting the penis into the belly button. Also a cruise ship in San Fransisco.

So I'm sitting on the couch, and out of nowhere she has me give her the California Horn Blower!

California Horn Blower by ghmojo March 12, 2010

California Backwash 

A California Backwash is when a woman is giving a man oral sex and he ejaculates into her mouth, and the woman gargles it back into his penis.

Hey dude I got a California Backwash.

Oh man those sting.

California Backwash by ChaneZbilla September 25, 2011