Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

by Sherrrl January 2, 2009

Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.

I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.

"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

by Brian Hassett April 6, 2008

Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.

Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.

by Naseknows December 13, 2009

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 22, 2011

Open Condom Style

Having sex with a busted condom while listening to Gangnam Style.

Wow that guy is having sex open condom style!

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021