The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.

The Columbian popsicle by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022

Colombian Airstrip 

A landing strip (i.e. trimmed pubic hair) that's a little overgrown.

Guy 1: Was she shaved?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Did she have a landing strip?
Guy 2: Well it was more of a Colombian Airstrip.

Colombian Airstrip by CraigKilgo August 19, 2013

Colombian Telegram 

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

Colombian Telegram by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014

colombian cockblock 

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

colombian cockblock by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

columbit 

A guy who get MAD amounts of mad wet pussy...usually have the names of David, Daniel, or Dylan. All starting with a D because of how much they use their D. Their D is usually very big and think and beautiful. (DT Originated)

That guy is such a columbit bro!
I wish I was as columbity as he is!

columbit by D.T.12 January 14, 2015

Colombian Poke 

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her

Colombian Poke by Chilly April 17, 2015

Colombian piñata 

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

Colombian piñata by TheWillToWynne June 2, 2015