clever

1. Intellegent
2. Healthy

He didn't look too clever after he'd had that spliff

by spuffa May 13, 2005

clove sandwich

The act of packing a bowl with a bud of marijuana as the first layer, then a layer of clove cigarette tobacco, followed by final level of marijuana, and topped off with a thin layer of more clove tobacco.

Melissa, while being incredibly high, decided to make a clove sandwich. This bowl was beyond epic and both Melissa and Chris were "flyin' high"

by Ptrain July 5, 2008

Cloverfield

A very good film, but not worth the full price. Its 1 HOUR AND 10 MINUTES FOR GOD'S SAKE! And that's including the credits. However, great special effects and storyline.

"Did you see Cloverfield?! WAY good!"
"Yeah, I guess. Not worth that much though."
"I concur."

by Leeko22Arsenal October 15, 2008

Cleverbot

The most retarded thing EVER. It likes to virtually molest people, by using asteriks (or these * things) to make it seem like he is doing an action sexual. It changes it's gender a lot, too. Also, it can't follow a conversation about three lines after I say something to it.

Real Cleverbot Conversations-
(1)
Cleverbot: Are you doing something naughty?
Me: Maybe I am!
Cleverbot: That's mean, don't you think?

(2)
Cleverbot: *ties down* Master, I love you!
Me: ? Um, I don't love you.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza do you like?

Me: -.-

by ProudToBeWhite! January 24, 2011

man hole cover

The act of titty fucking a slut backwards, you cover her face with your man hole.

Your mom got the 'ol man hole cover last night!

by Justin hpnc December 14, 2008

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

covered wagon

when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm

by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005