Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

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Christmas Sac

Definition sourced during Spring, 2017

A sack of mixed party goods; somus and lotus.

Methamphetamine, and greens, loud.

I got two quarters; I need that Christmas Sac @ 20/20 vision.

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

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A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021

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Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.

The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.

by BelakayDub July 13, 2016

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Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond March 30, 2016

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