Christmas In the Sand

Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus
Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week
by Whaddup boi?! November 28, 2017
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Christmas-Mourning

A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?

George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!

Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013
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Before Christmas

A way to give a release date without actually giving the release date. This comes from the Iron Will Games developer staff, who are notorious for saying 'before christmas' when asked when updates/expansions are going to come out.

Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.
Player: So... when is the next expansion coming out?
DEV: Before christmas...
Player: Lame...
by Unit7 May 03, 2009
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Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids
Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas
by Boss o neill May 06, 2021
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Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.
You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.
by idrathernotpod November 29, 2017
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christmas cat

A cat who loves to celebrate christmas with their friends. These cats often get dressed by humans in different christmas-clothing and they watch christmas-movies and eat christmas-cookies with humans.
Hey! There is a christmas cat in my refridgerator!
by theurbanestofthemall December 03, 2016
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christmas bashing

when, during the christmas season, you go around house to house moving and destroying christmas decorations in a comical way.
last weekend morgan, david, and alyssa went christmas bashing and mounted light up deer on top of eachother as if they were having intercourse.
by shoobeedoo777 December 06, 2011
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