Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

butthollic

A bad attitude. Acting like, or pertaining to a butthole. Being an all-around jerk.

"Tina said the most butthollic thing today."
"You're being really butthollic about this situation."

by OperatorTX 13 August 28, 2009

Buttrole#400590

Also known as Shiny, thinks that top frag means having the best score on CSGO, and says that assists matter when talking about your k/d.

Buttrole#400590: No,I top fragged this game! See... I have more assists than you.

by Buttrole#400590 June 19, 2022

Buttrole

A person/being involved in an peaceful but dank online community called the Buttroles, a singular Buttrole may do anything that considers themselves a patron amongst this community which varies widely such as posting funny Memes, gaming amongst the leaders of the Buttroles and/or being a silent Buttrole who subscribes to the content creators involved.

Or as a fellow Buttrole content creator says "a cooler word for autism".

"I just recently watched the Buttroles play Minecraft yesterday on a fellow Buttrole YouTube channel so I subscribed to become a Buttrole"

"I just got top frag with a Buttrole yesterday"

"my brother became a Buttrole a year ago"

by Momma i'm a MINIONADAL July 18, 2022

butthole

a word that is interchangeable with respect; naturally, to get here (the butthole) is an accomplishment and people look up to you so you deserve some love

"You definitely get the up-most butthole from me."
"Butthole!"
"Can someone show me some butthole around here?"

by David Jenkins October 28, 2006

Butthole

Somebody who is pre occupied on Facebook and doesn't chat you back for 5 minutes.

Guy 1 (12:00): hey i have a life threatening situation i need to tell you within 5 min.
Guy 2 (12:05): sorry i was looking at pictures, what's going on?
Guy 1 (12:05): you're a Butthole....

by Mrs. Jesus July 20, 2009