Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children

Battery browne you got the stuff?

by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020

Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.

Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020

Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

by Koor November 21, 2004

The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.

Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.

by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017

Robbie Brown

one of the most a scary man that will yarf on your family

oh no its Robbie Brown

by Colest man ever November 27, 2020

brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

by shockalala July 19, 2014

brown golf

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

by Will & Chris May 23, 2006