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Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
by bob h boberson January 26, 2009
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Jew Bowl

the world's most comprehensive and intense fantasy football league, currently in its 10th season of existence.
"I'm going to win my third Jew Bowl championship this year. Child please."
by shady mccoy August 18, 2009
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Sugar Bowl

A haircut, also known a Bull cut or a crew cut. It is used when referring to when some one has botched bull cut or crew cut.
A sugar bowl is when a Barber/Hairdresser puts a sugar bowl over the customers head and shaves around it. It may also be used as a nickname for a person who received a bad haircut in the past.
Story Sugar Bowl, did you get a haircut?

Evan got a sugar bowl, what an idiot.
by IrishFeenJay August 29, 2011
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lick the bowl

by AliceNinja April 13, 2016
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Dry Bowling

The act of getting ready to shit but first flushing the toilet and waiting until there's little or no water in the bowl, then dropping your turd. The object is to get the timing so that you have the smallest amount of bowl water possible when the turd hits and thus leave a bigger shit streak when the turd is eventually flushed. This is usually done as a competition to see who can make the biggest shit streak.
Dude, I would have ruled last night when we were dry bowling if I hadn't had the damn hershey squirts.
by texskier November 22, 2009
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blew the bowl

A phrase used whenever someone coughs or exhales onto the bowl, blowing it everywhere. This is an extremely noobish thing to do. If you blow a bowl after your third time of smoking, then you should probably quit/run away.
Person 1: aight dude your new piece you can have greens
Person 2: thanks man
(Person 2 hits it and coughs, blowing the bowl)
Person 1: wow dude you just blew the bowl
Person 1: and i gave you greens
Person 2: uhhh whats happening?
Person 1: youre done, ya, youre done
by jcpranger May 16, 2006
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rice bowling

Hogging all the good tasks at work. This person usually takes on tasks and responsibilities that he/she perceives will bring them recognition, or doesn't require them to get off their ass.
Jimmy is always rice bowling the good projects. He never takes on any shit work.
by GNEAT March 4, 2010
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