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Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.
Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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Get the Botched mug.One who will do pretty much anything for their marching band. Usually, but not always a drum major or color guard captain, most of the time forced into "helping out" (such as opening doors, handing out drill sheets and/or schedules, demostrating proper marching technique, etc.) by the band director. Sometimes they come in the form of aspiring drum majors or color guard captains, hoping to butter up to the director.
"Hey why is Mary handing out all those band schedules?"
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch."
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch."
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