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Boston alarm clock

When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.
I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.
by Runer112 October 19, 2010
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Boston E-brake

The act of one man pulling on the other mans penis while engaged in Male missionary sex.
While Clay Aiken was doing Neil Patrick Harris, Male Missionary style, Clay Aiken reached down and gave Neil Patrick Harris a Boston E-brake.
by Ballsy Supercock July 30, 2010
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Boston backpack

Ban all the guns you want, but good luck spotting a Boston backpack in time...
by Tamerlan April 28, 2013
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Dunking The Boston Cream

Sex position when you are engaging in a sexual act with a women over a pool. while penetrating a woman from behind while she is leaning over a pool. when you cum inside her, you push her into the pool resulting in the imitation of dunking a Boston cream doughnut into coffee.
Jimmy Call the Police, i just Boston creamed Julie and i don't think she can swim!!

Alex, why is Amanda in the pool naked? Because I just gave her the Boston cream!!! sweet ass man lol.

Dunking The Boston Cream
by John Basedowww August 9, 2008
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dirty boston

when having sex, you pull out of the dog, cum in its bowl and mix in some kibble. Mix it with your dick and share it with your dog...while singing "when the saints go marching in"
Come here puppy, i made you a dirty boston!
by Kalison November 7, 2007
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Boston Red Sox

A baseball team that causes people to shit their pants whenever they hear the team's name. The Red Sox are a team that is basically built on the hate for another team (the Yankees) and use ghost stories and other bullshit to get fans. Similar to Christianity

They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.

The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.
The Boston Red Sox spread their legacy by telling ghost stories of dead baseball players and luck rather than telling kids to never give up.
by Roki May 4, 2008
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boston red sox

a team in MLB which has not yet accepted being a bad team. they think that they are so high and mighty that they came back from 3-0 in 2004. get over it! they also think that they are the team to beat now that they won the WS in 2007; that was 9 months ago!
"those boston red soxs beat the yankees in 2004!!"

"Wow, that was like, 4 years ago, get over it dude!"
by crazy-man August 22, 2008
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