Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.

Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.

Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

prop blast

The backward-blowing air from the propellers or jets of an aircraft that knock a parachutist sideways when he or she first exits the aircraft. The term is used in a prank sometimes played on new soldiers in army airborne units.

"Johnson, go over to the B Company supply room and tell them that you need to bring back a can of prop blast."

by The Tiger of Oakland October 18, 2018

Roll and Blast

When your girl wants to go to sleep and she is facing the other direction so you roll that bitch over and finger blast her

I pulled the old roll and blast last night

by Bigblastbang1738 October 13, 2015

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021