Stephen got his biscuit deuced by 151 an natty light
this deuced biscuit just got stuck in the face with a plasma grenade
this deuced biscuit just got stuck in the face with a plasma grenade
by blazincaucasion June 2, 2010

by BobKnob May 31, 2015

'Earthy' person who takes pride in avoiding showers and has absolutely no problem with hairy armpits and destructive body oder. Often times proud of this offensive condition, an 'earth biscuit' is likely to smoke a lot of pot and probably has a garden with dying vegetables they forget to water. Likely to listen to hours and hours of ridiculous and monotonous bands who also take pride in stinking.
'Hey Jon, that chick Sarah looked kinda' hot at the rave last night, to bad she doesn't shave her legs.'
'Yea, Steve, I bet her pussy reeks like dead fish, to bad she's a fuckin' earth biscuit man, good ass gone to waste'
'Yea, Steve, I bet her pussy reeks like dead fish, to bad she's a fuckin' earth biscuit man, good ass gone to waste'
by DirtyRice April 9, 2009

A vagina that is swollen, quivering, dripping, soft,pale, yet blushing, and fully blanketed with pubic hair.
by Jason Dunaway and or JDUN October 20, 2008

One step below a stud muffin
by corelei June 7, 2009

by Silversesu March 21, 2012

An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.
by Cerveza April 17, 2014
