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5-lay her burrito

the act of placing your penis inside a 5-layer burrito and thrusting it into a woman's vagina
Mark, I just bought a 5-layer burrito from Taco Bell. I'm about to give all five layers to my girlfriend when she gets the old 5-lay her burrito.
by Don't Hassle the Hoff June 5, 2010
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would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
by God September 27, 2004
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burrr

1) Something to say when you're cold.
2) Something to say when someone has said something cruel to someone else.
3) Something to rhyme with fur.
1) Burrr. It's fucking cold here in Canada.
2) Burrr. That was cruel.... What?
3)
Poet: Oh yea, I'm wearing fur, so I don't have to say, BURRR!
Guy in Crowd: You suck!
by Cecil Love July 31, 2006
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burrito butt

someone whose ass smells like a buritto because they ate too many the previous night and now have burrito smelling farts
'damn girl! u got a burrito butt'
by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009
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Burry

To leave a social event without any advance warning. An abrupt disappearance. Often a function of over-indulgence.
Is he still here or did he pull a Burry?
by cunning linguist February 3, 2004
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burritza

A word used by close friends in response to an initial greeting
of Yogen. Its the natural continuation of the word Yogen meaning that you
are well and are happy to share this moment with your friend. Its courtesy
at this point to return the greeting. If the greeting is started 'yogen
burittza' it still implies your response but means they are already
overwheled to speak to you and are very well - this would normally happen on
a night where alcohol is to be consumed amongst the involved conversationists.
Friend 1: 'Yogen Burritza'
Friend 2 (in response): 'Burritza Yogen'
by Nathan 'Big Boy' Rourke February 4, 2004
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burrjangles

used to discribe being very cold outside.
also can be used with "fuckin" to add emphasis, like

"Dude, it's burr-fuckin-jangles out there."
It was burrjangles with no coat.
by Kineticon November 13, 2004
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