buffet momentum

The lack of self-restraint one experiences after having started eating at a buffet. This phenomenon causes a person to consume above and beyond what comprises a regularly sized meal. This feeling usually occurs in the first fifteen minutes of the buffet and is further perpetuated by:

a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate for

b) wanting more of something you just tried

c) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhile

d) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.

"Wow, I just consumed three plates of food. Maybe we should wait a while before hitting up the dessert table."

"I disagree. In about 10 minutes my stomach is going to realize that it's full, so I think I'll just make use of the buffet momentum that I've developed and get dessert right now."

by thanksgiving_pants October 9, 2011

Buffon

Animated goaltender for the Italian national team. Highest paid goaltender in football. Plays for Juventus.

gianluigi "gigi" buffon

by Dan October 30, 2003

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Do not listen to imbecile above me. Buffy is the greatest show ever to exist.

Simply genius. It is simply genius.

by Hydragon January 22, 2005

Buffalaxed

A song in a non English language that has been given subtitles based on what the foreign words SOUND like, not the defenition is said to have been Buffalaxed. This word comes from a GENIUS on YouTube whose username is Buffalax. He (or she) created the concept of Buffalaxing and is REALLY good at it.

(Actual Lytics)- Tunak Nuuan, Reelidun Yonsann Seer Ladamanan...
(Buffalaxed: what the lyrics sound like in English)- All along watch you pumping my retard, and you fill me with tar, and you party laying bears...

HILARIOUS.

by DuffyBox March 3, 2008

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

buffalo tuck

when a lonely male sticks his dick between his legs and puts it up his own ass

Guy 1: Dude, have you gotten any pussy lately?

Guy 2: Nah man, I've had to stick with the buffalo tuck lately...

by Retard Jerry January 11, 2009

Try the buffet

The act of eating out a fat chick for your first time.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!

by Moaning Murtle September 3, 2009