reiki blowjob

A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before

My wife knows what I want for our anniversary and it better not be a fucking reiki blowjob!

by AK Urban Definitions June 1, 2022

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blowjob red

The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.

#1

Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."

Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."

#2

"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"

by New Cancer July 13, 2012

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Titty Blowjob

When a baby feeds off a mother's tit and drinks the milk.

Person 1: hey what were you doing?
Person 2: just letting my baby give me a titty blowjob.

by Finley Is A Hoe December 5, 2019

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Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

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Blowjob Derby

Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.

Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.

by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022

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