august 19

the day with THE most birthdays. wtf was everyone doing 9 months before august 19th??

"why am I seeing so many birthday shoutouts today?"

"it's August 19th! that's everyone's birthday"

by follow my tiktok alliebidallie October 17, 2019

august 28

When the girls can grab your dick anytime

Man: hey

Girl: hey (grabs dick)
Man: why did you do that

Girl: because it’s August 28
Man: ohhhhh

by Twannyboy August 28, 2019

August 3rd

The day the most amazing, kind, beautiful, incredible, perfect, sensitive, caring, loving, precious, etc. Was born! All the girls born that day are simple perfect and beautiful inside and out!

When’s your birthday?
August 3rd
Ohhhh that’s the reason you are so perfect in every way.

by stefff.06 January 15, 2021

August 9

August nine is national Girlfriends day. A day where you have to buy her presents. Go shopping with her or even just watch a movie with her.

August 9 is a day where you should love your girlfriend and buy her gifts.

by Moo mooie August 7, 2021

augen

The german word for "eyes"

Ach, meine augen! Die Schutzbrillen! Sie tun nichts!

Oh, my eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!

by Andrew! December 26, 2003

augustophobia

The condition of being afraid of the month August.

Jenny is always a nutcase in August. I believe she has a case of augustophobia.

by Walter Staten August 3, 2009

August

The name of a big guy with enormous balls. Also a definisjon for a greek god. In 1647 he killed a whole army of germans with just his bear hands.

Selena Gomez: "August is so f*cking digg"

by Clitt oris November 14, 2019