the aristocrats

Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies "the aristocrats."

"That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why is 'the aristocrats' funny?"

by Shurloque Homnes January 25, 2005

Arizona State University

The largest daycare in America.

Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

ariti

A beautiful exotic creature of European descent. Ariti is the best thing that could ever happen to the world. Known to be fun, sexy and impulsive in a good way

I just had the best night of my life because of Ariti

by lola117 July 20, 2010

Arizona Waterfall

Peeing in a girls mouth which results the girl vommiting on your junk, then use it as lube and slip it in

Me and Frantz did the Arizona Waterfall and I think i need to go the hospital. Tom Dazzo.

by celeryman January 25, 2011

Ariel Shea

(Pronounced: AIR-EE-EL SHAY)

A name that could only belong to the most bad ass, alluring, beautiful rebellious girl. She is sometimes absent minded but over all extremely intelligent and extraordinarily charming. Losing her would be the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone. If you ever meet an Ariel Shea, take advantage of that oppurtunity.

God, I wish I had a chance to date that Ariel Shea.

by Anonymously Correct June 23, 2011

arizai

The smartest woman in the world. Has ambition in her life. Loves her family very much and is the perfect best friend.

When you think of the perfect woman the first thought is Arizai. She is like gold classy and worth a lot. She shines brighter then the sun.

by The daughter of the greatest April 21, 2014

Arisa

Arisa is described as a beautiful mountain flower. Her sister, Sanna, is one too. Actually they are both the same person, just two different names. Arisa is caring and beautiful, her heart is made of gold. She is an angel, but she describes herself as prideful, selfish and ugly. But she is not, sometimes she has a hard time believing people that she is one of the sources of their happiness. Really! Without Arisa they would feel alone or that no one cares about them, but Arisa do and she is the most sincere, lovely and absolute kind hearted person you will ever meet. But be careful, she can be scary if you anger her. She will mostly shut her lips from speaking those mourderous words. Please be careful not to speak shit about her family, friends or those she cares about or anyone in general.

Person 1: Wait, Arisa isn't at school?

Person 2: No, she is sick.
Person 1: (aww, I wanted to see her today.)

Arisa at home
Arisa: *sneeze* I bet no one knows I'm sick or didn't notice.

by CA_Crystal January 10, 2017