Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 06, 2019

Core That Apple

Enjoy penially a woman's bountious bottom

"I'd like to core that apple."

by Tim's Friend and ex-co-worker May 18, 2012

apples husband

maria’s husband/hubby

did you hear about apples husband?!

by .FORYOONGII February 10, 2021

Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.

Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.

by Boonzing May 03, 2011

Gungan Apple

Common sex act of the gungans, banned on twelve planets.

Me'sa gonna get my gungan apple on yo.

by SirShrew September 01, 2017

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 13, 2013

Chad apple

A color Changing dildo

Hey did you bring the chad apple?

by Idk. GUESS WHO January 04, 2017