Texas sweep

The simultaneous shifting across two or more lines on a multi-lane road.

I merged onto the right of the highway and no one was around so I did a Texas sweep to the far left lane.

by TheCup December 22, 2018

Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.

My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017

Vegan Texas

Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan

Person 1: I’m going to visit California this summer.
Person 2: California? You mean Vegan Texas?

by Ooflitgang February 22, 2019

Texas Tower

To bust a nut on somebody from above (v); a nut delivered from above

The bitch at camp pissed me off so I climbed up in a tree and Texas Towered her

by Cum Gremlim January 14, 2020

Texas Tanker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.

My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.

by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014

texas water

Alternate name for the drink “Dr. Pepper”

“Go get me a nice cold glass of texas water!”

by spain-w/o-the-s December 25, 2021

Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017