Alyssa

A very young female kid jailbait if you will who goes after older man. She says she's mature but acts likes she's 5 (crying from not getting her way, mad at people for not seeing stuff her way etc.) The age of an Alyssa is normally 12-15 true Alyssas are 13 and go after 22 year olds. Normally after she finds the pedo that will date her she will call them senpai and always talk bout having sex with them. (Normally says "I want to eat his sperms!") Says she'll be a dictator to her kids even if they don't like it. To sum it a naive hypocrite loli brat.

She's very young dating a super old guy it's an Alyssa!

by heroyoumeanpedo January 2, 2017

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Alyssa

a hoe...

Guy 1: damn she fucked the whole football team
Guy 3: yeah, she must be an Alyssa

by urmumisahoe December 10, 2016

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Abysmalism

Chronic state of abysmality

by langwitch October 30, 2003

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Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

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AbyssPvP

AbyssPvP is a factions gamemode server on a popular video game known as Minecraft.

It is possibly the greatest factions server to ever exists, and the owner is a very kind and hard working person.

Player 1: "Hey dude, did you play on AbyssPvPs' release?
Player 2: "Yeah! We're already on F top!"

by UnfortunatelyGay May 2, 2018

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