Aaron Rodgers

A crybaby

Friend: Pass the ball. Quit being such a ballhog
Me: oh stop being such an Aaron Rodgers

by defferyjahmer69 September 3, 2023

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Aaron Litvak

A little sexy b3ast who acts like a 12 year old call of duty player with 0.20 kdr.

your such an Aaron Litvak (proceeds to jump off a bridge)

by aa13cool October 22, 2018

aaron rosengarten

A well read person who is a complete pussy while around any girl who happens to be his girlfriend. A dream chaser.

Dave can't come out tonight because his girlfriend said no. He's a total Aaron Rosengarten.

by HiImDudets June 13, 2019

The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020

Aaron Koch

A tall ass white dude thats dick is 6 feet. His kicks go deeper in the endzone then your your dad when his dick is in your mom. He can pancake defenders with his massive dick and he is as strong as an isis terrorist when they have a bomb

Damn that kid has a dick like aaron koch😍🤤😈

by Aaronkochisdaddy6966 October 30, 2017