st louis jellyfish

Result of when a man ejaculates into liquid, normally water such as a bathtub, pool, hot tub, cup, etc...
He must have really enjoyed that bath because he left a St Louis Jellyfish in the tub.
by IamK April 11, 2014
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St. Thomas More

St. Thomas More is a private catholic school in which shit goes down. STM is full of guys who play COD as their friends make out with slutty girls who circuitously date the same guys. When the guy or girl gets tired of dating their counterpart, they break up abruptly with temporary mutual hatred toward one another. The cycle continues as the girls become sluttier and the guys increasingly desperate. Throughout the mayhem of private education, the students of STM always remain true to their catholic-christian values!

COD
Guy Student #1: WOW! making out with Emily last night on my bro's couch was awesome!

Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.

Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.

Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!

Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!
by STM-USC August 27, 2011
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St Louis Plank

The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.
Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.

<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>

Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!

Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
by Jon Hammburger July 25, 2023
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St Joseph's Institution

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds
by guydudeig May 08, 2022
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St Kevin's College

a school in toorak with boys that pay 40k for shit internet
st kevs kid: did you see the internet at st kevin's college?
random kid: ik its so shit
by 3525646263446 March 21, 2022
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a st louis hello

Hey waffles nice to meet you a st louis hello
by JimmyBonez313 June 01, 2019
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St. Louis Blues

hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top
The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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